This is one that probably won't get posted on the NYTimes comments logs, in response to the June 2, 2009 piece by Randy Cohen, the NYT's “ethicist,” Moral of the Story: The Ethicist's take on the news: Give Women Guns, so here it is anyhoo:
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Not a modest proposal at all [one comment asked, "A modest proposal?" referring to Johnathan Swift's eponymous pamphlet (and proposal) for solving the Irish potato famine by letting the Irish eat their children].
I think arming women is a super idea. And men should "carry"--in plain sight--as well.
We might require men to "hang them up" when the enter a bar, say, or in a polling place, but only until they leave.
When I was in Vietnam, everyone in my unit had both their own sidearms and their 40-ton M-14 (if you were a clever supply sergeant, of course, you would be carrying the lighter M-16, have nylon jungle fatigues (good air circulation) and the lightweight jungle combat boots, with punji-stick protection (steel sole inserts).
And we didn't shot at one another. Given the bellicose nature of our local police departments nowadays, emboldened as they are by infusions of military gear from the so-called Department of Homeland Security (Heimats verSicherheitnessness, I call it), the abysmal, Constitution-repealing so-called Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001, "national security letters," and so on, not only should every citizen have a side arm with them at all times, but they probably should carry at least a carbine as well.
I recall pictures of gatherings in Israel where young mothers pushing their kids in a fold-up strollers also carried M-16s slung over their shoulders.
And having just dived into "Overthrow", a record of the 14 "regime changes" America has directed, funded, backed, hatched since the overthrow of the ruler of Hawaii in 1893, it is clear that it's very, very dangerous to be near members of our government unless you're armed and equally dangerous, and unwilling to back down.
Imagine how different history would have been if every citizen in every country in which we knocked off the leaders (many democratically elected, but who made the supreme mistake of trying to take over THEIR OWN NATURAL RESOURCES) had been armed, and confident. There would be far fewer "random tasings" and probably many fewer beatings of victims to prove the universal charge in any arrest, "resisting arrest." Particularly by "macho cops"--who come out of the same neighborhoods as many of the criminals do--policing is dangerous, has rotten hours, doesn't pay all that well, and is DEFINITELY not a 'prestige-enhancing' occupation in this country. So it's no wonder that "the men in blue" feel, armed and dangerous as they are, that they're entitled to "take back their pound of flesh," certainly from crooks, protesters, and whatever other "types" press their "I don't get no respect" buttons.
Author Stephen Kinzer's list is: Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Cuba, Philippines (and a few other little islands), Nicaragua, Honduras, Iran, Guatemala, South Vietnam, Chile, Grenada, Panama, Afghanistan & Iraq.
Imagine the FBI going into the library in Connecticut with a so-called "national security letter" and demanding silence and compliance in breaking the laws and morals of privacy between the library and the library patron. I can imagine all of the librarians in MY library, even though they're more likely to "display admirable restraint," as you put it, drawing their SEMI-automatic Glocks and telling the fuzz to "beat it."
I can also imagine that in small meetings or large ones with our so-called "elected representatives" (so-called both as to "elected" AND "representative" that a congressman or senator would be all the more attentive if he or she knew that every member of his audience was armed--and, under our republic, HIS OR HER BOSS.
My congressman called in the police when a couple of town meeting members raised their voices--they didn't shout anyone down, they just made their points loudly.
Also, if everyone is armed and trained in the use, we'd have a better chance of fighting our "optional" wars the right way, that is, by serial duels between the highest-ranking officials of each putative "warring party." And the armed citizens could enforce that practice.
In Iraq, Bush would have had a duel with Hussein. The survivor would duel with the next in line (Cheney, say, or Tariq Azize, whatever). And the duels would continue, by presidential succession, then seniority, in house and senate, until one side or the other "cried 'hold.' Enough'."
(Of course, both you and I know that if that's how "optional wars" were fought, there would have been no invasion of Afghanistan, and CERTAINLY no invasion of Iraq. At all. Period.)
Our top officials don't have the moxie to accept responsibility for ANYTHING they've done in office--but with armed civilians, we could march Cheney in to the nearest public prosecutor's office from the NBC or CBS or ABC sunday news studios where he's confessed to directing waterboarding, a violation of 18 USCode §2441, and instructing the DA to "lock 'im up" for his war crimes. Or heck, the TV moderator and the camera crew, director, makeup person, etc., could draw their weapons on the former VP and themselves march him down to the DA's office to face the music.
It becomes a different world when someone of "power" is met by someone of EQUAL power. Which is why the handgun is often called "the old equalizer."
Anyway, I think this is a SPLENDID idea! i'm going to get my $100 pistol permit tomorrow. (Unfortunately, I didn't keep my Browning Parabellum (13 rounds w/ one in the chamber) because I didn't want my children to have an accident with the weapon.
Now, however, we've had a very long "accident" with our Constitution, the failure of our "leaders" in all branches to honor their oaths of office to "support and defend" the US Constitution (or, in the case of the President, to "preserve, protect and defend"--but only to the best of his ability, a loophole if I ever saw one).
Hey, here's an interesting note you probably didn't know unless you were drafted and also knew an officer or two in the military: Enlisted men (non-commissioned 'boots' or 'legs' or 'grunts') swear to "support and defend" the constitution, AND to obey the orders of the President and their superior officers. However, OFFICERS SWEAR ONLY TO SUPPORT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION.
If our military officers had the moxie--and the courage of the Nuremberg principals and the Geneva conventions--they could have taken the President and Vice President into custody for violating the Constitution and the laws of our land. And officers are ALREADY armed, and trained.
Heck, we always tried to get the military men in the countries we wanted to control--that list of 14 above--to do exactly that with their rulers, elected or no. Sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Uneasy should rest the head that wears the crowns of other kings, or something like that.)
Wow. No more having citizens speaking out, assembling, petitioning the government for the redress of grievances shoved into "free speech" zones where they can be tear-gassed, tased and truncheoned, or microwaved by the new, so-called "non-lethal" protestor-control equipment "Homeland Security" is rolling out into a community near you.
Grade school and high school and college marksmanship competitions, PTA vs. the Students vs the Teachers' sharpshooting teams. A proud, uncowed, powerful electorate.
Imagine the sad souls in Ohio, standing for hours in lines waiting to vote, standing up and saying, "OK, guys, let's roll down to the election bureau and straighten out this voting machine mal-distribution problem, right now!"
Armed citizens would outnumber the police in every Middlesex Village and Town, as the Revere Ride put it. And everywhere else.
Connecticut would experience an economic boom, manufacturing all the Colts and Remingtons people would be buying. DuPont would flourish on the sale of propellant ("gun powder"). Dunno who makes brass shells, projectiles (bullets), but, no pun intended, this would give the economy a big shot in the arm.
Really great idea. Double-plus-good, in Orwellian Newspeak--and what more appropriate language could we adopt in this our current 1984 (with NSA "splitter boxes" on every fiber optic trunk line in American and the rest of the world, at all of the trans-oceanic undersea "cable landing sites" around the world, getting every bit of voice, email, data that comes over the internet, telephone, telegraph, cell phone--the only reason we have ANY privacy left at all, since 2003 or so, is because there's so much data it's like trying to drink out of an aqueduct, never mind a fire hydrant or garden hose. But NSA and its many, many, many, many private contractors the world over, are working on the data-glut problem, so it's only a matter of time until the so-called "our" government can eavesdrop on every one of us in real time--like that BBC "docudrama" called "The Last Enemy" --the picked up the name of their omniscient, ubiquitous surveillance computer system, Total Information Awareness, from convicted felon Poindexter's "little" data-mining operation. Poindexter was forced out, but Total Information Awareness took a new name and burrowed down a few more levels to stay "out of sight, out of mind."
But what a difference a completely armed citizenry would make! Or even just the distaff side of the equation; even though men are from Mars and women from Venus, an armed female population wouldn't sever relations between us. Might make it a whole lot "more equal"--a little like Animal Farm--some animals might be more equal than others. But having half the population armed and carrying is certainly better than having just the police and the military armed. And dangerous. To the citizens of their own country--and to the citizens of the world.
